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WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES?
A Dog’s Diary……..
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8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 AM - Nap on the couch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Treats! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
A Cat’s Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity….
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’
I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges.
He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now………
Love this “Men-Up” series from photographer Rion Sabean. LOVE.
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Weekend wonderment list
- Art Murmur and bloody Marys tonight!
- Farmer’s Market, Downton Abbey, and quilting Saturday morning!
- Break the fast Saturday night!
- Read/edit grant report and Power Sculpt Sunday morning!
- Go over Project Transit submissions Sunday night!
A time-lapse video of the Bay Area’s recent rain showers as seen from the Lawrence Hall of Science on top of the Berkeley hills.
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Memory foam
Memory foam mattress, you did me well last night. I feel I slept for 12 hours and I can’t wait to be with you again.
Love,
Lauren
For Ben Lotan to see.
Detail of a dress made by Hally McGehean of pictures from my tumblr.
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Dinner after my last trip to the farmers market.
Why I like Denver
1. Seasons- hot in Summer and nights don’t cool off. Cold in Winter.
2. Parks are in every neighborhood!
3. Denverians are in great shape. They hike the beautiful trails, bike on protected paths, play volleyball in the park, run and walk in the evenings
4. They have the best frozen yogurt I have ever had. Coconut with real coconut flakes within.
5. People are so very friendly. They hold doors open, they say good morning, they smile, they talk to each other.
6. The Celestial Seasonings factory is in Boulder. The makers of my faves: mandarin orange spice and morning thunder.
7. It is affordable to live here.
8. It is beautiful. The sky is full of blue and happy clouds, the mountains are in the distance, and the sunset light is incredible.
School of Yellowtail Jack, aka what I ate for dinner last night.
